...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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