can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
They took my balls.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
