normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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