My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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