I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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