it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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