it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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