Dual....:-)
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
we should paint friendship bongs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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