3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
