The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
