windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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