turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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