he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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