Christians are straight up FREAKS
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize