Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Who died my cat blue again?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
