due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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