this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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