are you so shy because you have an std?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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