hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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