So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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