come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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