i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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