i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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