i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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