have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We talked him into tasing himself.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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