i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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