her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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