That's when you crack a 10am beer
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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