I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
operation have a gay friend backfired
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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