imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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