My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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