hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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