Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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