Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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