Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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