like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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