Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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