1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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