My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I look better un-naked...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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