oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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