32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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