those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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