READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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