Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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