May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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