summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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