I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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