i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Tell her she can't have a vagina
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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