i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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