You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you didnt know i had herpes?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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