Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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