You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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