I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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