I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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