I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize