If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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